How the “Grinch CustoMonster” Stole Christmas
You’re a mean one, Mr. CustoMonster You’re a non-paying monster, Mr. CustoMonster, You’re a foul one, Mr. CustoMonster, You’re a mean one, Mr. CustoMonster, I wish you actually cared, Mr. CustoMonster, *song lyrics, words and photo used above were from the original and infamous “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”
You really are a pill,
You’re as rude as they come, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. CustoMonster,
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
The only way you pay us is with coal,
Your brain is full of nonsense, you have anger in your soul, Mr. CustoMonster,
And it’s not just because you’re old!
You never crack a smile,
You’re only nice when you get something for free, Mr. CustoMonster,
You constantly ask “what’s in it for me?”
You think you’re always right,
You treat employees like dirt, you never pay on time, Mr. CustoMonster,
When honestly you’re not worth the fight!
But you make me want to pull out my haaaaaaiirrrrrrrr……. (*deep man voice*)
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